{"id":734,"date":"2012-01-19T20:43:13","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T01:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=734"},"modified":"2012-01-19T20:43:13","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T01:43:13","slug":"rick-perry-drops-out-forms-nacho-texaco-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/01\/19\/rick-perry-drops-out-forms-nacho-texaco-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Rick Perry Drops Out, Forms “Nacho-Texaco” Party"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Rick Perry promises a bright shining future for an independent Texas.<\/p><\/div>\n

(West Austin, Texas) Gov. Rick Perry announced his withdrawal from the Republican race for President, but simultaneously announced the forming of a new political party, the Nacho Texaco Party.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n\n
LONG LIVE THE LAND OF OIL AND TASTY SNACKS!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Yummy<\/a><\/td>\n\"Texaco<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

“Let’s face it. Texas has all it needs. We don’t need the United States anymore.”<\/p>\n

“We’ve got all the oil we need. We’ve got tasty Mexican snacks. Nachos provide us with the essential food groups: carbohydrates, dairy and uh, uh, well, I forget the last one, but the point is, I will never fail in my duty as leader of the Great Nation of Nacho-Texaco!”<\/p>\n

“The first order of business: round-the-clock bed-checks. No same-sex bunking. Except during military service, which will be mandatory for all citizens between the ages of 13 and 75, by the way.”<\/p>\n

“No vegetarianism, and all bicycles will be confiscated. Bad for the oil business.”<\/p>\n

“For all who don’t agree with us, let’s just say I hope you like desert camping…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(West Austin, Texas) Gov. Rick Perry announced his withdrawal from the Republican race for President, but simultaneously announced the forming of a new political party, the Nacho Texaco Party. LONG LIVE THE LAND OF OIL AND TASTY SNACKS! “Let’s face … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,135],"tags":[435,105,265,436,437],"class_list":["post-734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-comedy","category-troutboysblog","tag-nachos","tag-republican","tag-rick-perry","tag-texaco","tag-texas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}