{"id":717,"date":"2012-01-12T20:33:23","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T01:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=717"},"modified":"2012-01-12T21:22:09","modified_gmt":"2012-01-13T02:22:09","slug":"romney-promise-to-treat-american-people-nearly-as-well-as-dog-he-strapped-to-top-of-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/01\/12\/romney-promise-to-treat-american-people-nearly-as-well-as-dog-he-strapped-to-top-of-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Romney Promises to Treat American People Nearly as Well as Dog He Strapped to Top of Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_719\" style=\"width: 537px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/MITT-ROMNEY-DOG.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-719\" src=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/MITT-ROMNEY-DOG.jpg\" alt=\"Stuffed dog on car roof with sign &quot;Dogs against Romney&quot;\" title=\"MITT-ROMNEY-DOG\" width=\"527\" height=\"393\" class=\"size-full wp-image-719\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/MITT-ROMNEY-DOG.jpg 527w, https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/MITT-ROMNEY-DOG-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 527px) 100vw, 527px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-719\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mitt wants to keep you on top!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>(Washington, D.C.) Mitt Romney explains to Fox News about the time he once strapped dog Seamus on top of the car for a 12-hour ride back in 1983.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XOZzBoi3chM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look, this was an air-tight kennel.  He liked it better up there than inside.  It&#8217;s like with this whole talk about income inequality.  It&#8217;s all about envy.  Some people get to ride in comfort on the inside of society eating Mallomars, and some people get to ride at high speed on top in a box, shitting in fear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I believe in a merit-based system.  You work hard, get an education, and if you&#8217;re lucky we&#8217;ll clean out your diarrhea-filled box and we won&#8217;t ship your bones off to China.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Washington, D.C.) Mitt Romney explains to Fox News about the time he once strapped dog Seamus on top of the car for a 12-hour ride back in 1983. &#8220;Look, this was an air-tight kennel. He liked it better up there &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/01\/12\/romney-promise-to-treat-american-people-nearly-as-well-as-dog-he-strapped-to-top-of-car\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[135],"tags":[417,419,246,418,331,88],"class_list":["post-717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-troutboysblog","tag-animal-cruelty","tag-diarrhea-filled-box","tag-dog","tag-income-inequality","tag-presidential-election","tag-romney"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}