{"id":6633,"date":"2017-01-21T15:55:01","date_gmt":"2017-01-21T20:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=6633"},"modified":"2017-01-21T15:55:01","modified_gmt":"2017-01-21T20:55:01","slug":"trump-has-trouble-with-putins-handwriting-on-first-day-in-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2017\/01\/21\/trump-has-trouble-with-putins-handwriting-on-first-day-in-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Has Trouble With Putin’s Handwriting on First Day in Office."},"content":{"rendered":"

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(Washington, D.C.) Donald Trump’s first day as President got off to a slow start when “The Donald” had trouble reading Vladimir Putin’s handwritten instructions.<\/p>\n

“What the hell is this?”\u00c2\u00a0 he was heard to mutter.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 “He couldn’t just send me tweets.\u00c2\u00a0 I like tweets.\u00c2\u00a0 Or if he could just have his people call me with instructions just like they’ve doing.\u00c2\u00a0 Jeez.”<\/p>\n

Vice President Mike Pence seemed nervous at first when President Trump initially complained to him about having to read a lot of “stuff in Russian” but Trump was able to get through the directives on domestic and foreign policy after gentle reminders to “sound it out”.<\/p>\n

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(Washington, D.C.) Donald Trump’s first day as President got off to a slow start when “The Donald” had trouble reading Vladimir Putin’s handwritten instructions. “What the hell is this?”\u00c2\u00a0 he was heard to mutter.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 “He couldn’t just send me tweets.\u00c2\u00a0 … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,686],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-comedy","category-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}