{"id":632,"date":"2011-10-20T20:03:48","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T00:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=632"},"modified":"2011-10-20T20:03:48","modified_gmt":"2011-10-21T00:03:48","slug":"drunk-frenchmen-cause-courthouse-security-scare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/10\/20\/drunk-frenchmen-cause-courthouse-security-scare\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Frenchmen Cause Courthouse Security Scare"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_633\" style=\"width: 491px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/drunkSombreroDudes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-633\" src=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/drunkSombreroDudes.jpg\" alt=\"drunk guys in sombreros running down hallway\" title=\"drunkSombreroDudes\" width=\"481\" height=\"326\" class=\"size-full wp-image-633\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/drunkSombreroDudes.jpg 481w, https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/drunkSombreroDudes-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 481px) 100vw, 481px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-633\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay!  We&#039;ll break into your courthouse!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>(San Antonio, Texas) Five Arab-looking guys caused a security alarm when they broke into the Bexar County Courthouse wearing sombreros.<\/p>\n<p>The five men, later identified as French citizens visiting on visas, started running around and at one point grabbed a gavel and pretended to be judges.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_634\" style=\"width: 505px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tortillaMachine.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-634\" src=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tortillaMachine.jpg\" alt=\"Tortilla Machine\" title=\"tortillaMachine\" width=\"495\" height=\"362\" class=\"size-full wp-image-634\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tortillaMachine.jpg 495w, https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tortillaMachine-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-634\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">In the Middle Ages Torquemada had the rack. now the CIA has brought it back.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>They were taken to an undisclosed country by private plane and subjected to &#8220;enhanced interrogation techniques,&#8221; which included the &#8220;Mexican hot sauce torture,&#8221; putting tortilla chips under their toenails, and pulling their scrotums over their heads using a tortilla machine.<\/p>\n<p>The Frenchmen were forced to admit they were responsible for the break-in and that Frenchmen were snotty and annoying in general.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(San Antonio, Texas) Five Arab-looking guys caused a security alarm when they broke into the Bexar County Courthouse wearing sombreros. 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