{"id":540,"date":"2011-09-23T10:22:04","date_gmt":"2011-09-23T14:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=540"},"modified":"2011-09-23T10:22:04","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T14:22:04","slug":"federal-reserve-to-combat-double-dip-recession-with-yummy-french-dips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/09\/23\/federal-reserve-to-combat-double-dip-recession-with-yummy-french-dips\/","title":{"rendered":"Federal Reserve to Combat Double-Dip Recession With Yummy French Dips"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Washingto, D.C.) Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke admitted today the U.S. was headed for a dreaded “double dip” depression. He predicted that the double-dip recession, although prolonged, would be “divinely delicious and thoroughly satisfying.”<\/p>\n

\"French<\/a>

Mmmm...I can't wait for the double-dip recession...<\/p><\/div>\n

“The Federal Reserve is committed to doing all it can to help in this crisis.” Benanke said at a press conference at Federal Reserve headquarters.<\/p>\n

“As a result, every American will receive one French Dip sandwich per year. The sandwich, consisting of moist roast beef on a roll with delicious au jus [beef gravy], will distributed through the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, commonly known as the “Food Stamp” program.<\/p>\n

\"Federal<\/a>

Benanke demonstrates the ideal length of the double-dip recession<\/p><\/div>\n

Conservatives has criticized this policy as being wasteful.<\/p>\n

“This is just another case of the Democrats and the federal government trying to spend their way out of a situation,”<\/p>\n

\"Rick<\/a>

Perry thinks French Dips are for dips<\/p><\/div>\n

Texas Gov. Rick Perry said on an appearance on Fox News. \u00c2\u00a0“In my state, most people don’t want or need a French Dip imposed on us by the Federal government. \u00c2\u00a0And why can’t we have an American Dip for God’s sake?”<\/p>\n

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid expressed disagreement in an appearance on MSNBC.<\/p>\n

\"Senator<\/a>

Harry is Hankering for some French-Dip-Edge<\/p><\/div>\n

“French dips are great. \u00c2\u00a0I eat them all the time. \u00c2\u00a0But 1 in 8 Americans are facing hunger every day and we need to do more. \u00c2\u00a0To stimulate the economy we’re got to first stimulate the American appetite.”<\/p>\n

\"Ben<\/a>

Bye-bye economy, helloooo French Dip!<\/p><\/div>\n

The Fed chairman closed his statement by adding, “the Federal reserve has allow big banks to dip into our funds without any oversite. \u00c2\u00a0So why not let Americans dip into a juicy roast beef sandwich?”<\/p>\n

“Whether you dunk the whole thing in the sauce or pour the sauce on the top of the sandwich, that’s up to you. \u00c2\u00a0That’s the beauty of America: Freedom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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