{"id":438,"date":"2011-08-20T12:33:04","date_gmt":"2011-08-20T16:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=438"},"modified":"2011-09-01T14:51:27","modified_gmt":"2011-09-01T18:51:27","slug":"man-tries-to-drive-home-using-feet-as-brakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/08\/20\/man-tries-to-drive-home-using-feet-as-brakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Man tries to drive home using feet as brakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fred-Flintstone-Barney-Rubble-Car.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fred-Flintstone-Barney-Rubble-Car.jpg\" alt=\"Fred and Barney driving in Fred Flintstone&#039;s car\" title=\"Fred-Flintstone-Barney-Rubble-Car\" width=\"450\" height=\"347\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fred-Flintstone-Barney-Rubble-Car.jpg 450w, https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fred-Flintstone-Barney-Rubble-Car-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man in Roseville, MI crashed into four vehicles in his pickup truck after trying to use his feet as brakes.<\/p>\n<p>>>I&#8217;m wondering if his feet made that fwupa-fwupa-fwupa Screeeeeek! sound as he tried to stop the damn thing.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/44195725\/ns\/us_news-weird_news\/#.Tk_e7zvb9KI\">http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/44195725\/ns\/us_news-weird_news\/#.Tk_e7zvb9KI<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man in Roseville, MI crashed into four vehicles in his pickup truck after trying to use his feet as brakes. >>I&#8217;m wondering if his feet made that fwupa-fwupa-fwupa Screeeeeek! sound as he tried to stop the damn thing. http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/44195725\/ns\/us_news-weird_news\/#.Tk_e7zvb9KI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[243,241,242,244],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weird-news","tag-driving","tag-fred-flinstone","tag-idiot","tag-implossible-use-of-technology-by-paleolithic-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}