{"id":399,"date":"2011-08-08T08:54:04","date_gmt":"2011-08-08T12:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=399"},"modified":"2011-08-08T19:27:28","modified_gmt":"2011-08-08T23:27:28","slug":"u-s-loses-aaa-but-knows-guy-with-spare-tire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/08\/08\/u-s-loses-aaa-but-knows-guy-with-spare-tire\/","title":{"rendered":"U.S. Loses AAA, But Knows Guy With Spare Tire"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"AAA<\/a>

America forgot to pay the bill<\/p><\/div>Yesterday the United States lost it’s triple A rating for the first time.<\/p>\n

“I thought I had payed the damn thing. But when I called for road service they told me the card was no good.”<\/p>\n

\"Flat<\/a>

"Must have run over a nail. That or a debt crisis."<\/p><\/div>\n

“Now I’m sitting here in a McDonald’s on the turnpike. I’m hoping that Germany or China or somebody will help me out. Otherwise I’m screwed.”<\/p>\n

“I looked in the trunk but there’s no spare tire.”<\/p>\n

“I left some messages but nobody’s calling me back. Fuck it. I’m going for a chocolate shake.”
\n

\"McDonald's<\/a>

"Mmm. I should get stranded more often"<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yesterday the United States lost it’s triple A rating for the first time. “I thought I had payed the damn thing. But when I called for road service they told me the card was no good.” “Now I’m sitting here … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}