{"id":199,"date":"2011-05-23T17:58:43","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T21:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=199"},"modified":"2011-05-23T18:01:53","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T22:01:53","slug":"mac-and-pc-announce-same-sex-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/05\/23\/mac-and-pc-announce-same-sex-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Mac and PC Announce Same-Sex Wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Mac<\/a>

Mac and PC: A Match Made in Heaven?<\/p><\/div>\n

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This afternoon Mac and PC stunned techno geeks everywhere by announcing they will be wed on June 11th of this year.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“We’re ecstatic!” proclaimed Mac from Apple headquarters in Cupertino, California.<\/p>\n

“Can’t wait!” PC chimed in, playfully punching Mac in the shoulder.<\/p>\n

“Funny thing is, we’ve been working side by side for so long and we never realized how much we cared for each other.”<\/p>\n

“That’s right,” \u00c2\u00a0Added Mac \u00c2\u00a0“Turns out, all that animosity, all that rivalry turned out to be nothing more than unresolved sexual tension.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“Um, Mac, I don’t think we need to go into that…”<\/p>\n

“PC, don’t be so uptight!”<\/p>\n

\"Wedding<\/a>

The Cake to Celebrate the Ultimate PC and Mac Merger reportedly cost $4.5 Million<\/p><\/div>\n

The location for the nutpials \u00c2\u00a0remains uncertain due to the fact that sex-sex marriages are currently not allowed in California or Washington, the home states of Apple and Microsoft, respectively.<\/p>\n

“PC here wanted to have the wedding in Massachusetts,” Mac noted, \u00c2\u00a0“But I thought that was too safe and boring.”<\/p>\n

“You know Mac, he’s the hip, edgy one.” said PC. \u00c2\u00a0“He wanted to have it in New Jersey, because it’s more of a battleground state when it comes to recognizing the rights of same-sex couples.”<\/p>\n

“In the end we chose Iowa, because there’s a lot of space there. \u00c2\u00a0We’ve got nearly 500,000 guests on my \u00c2\u00a0side. \u00c2\u00a0And 400,000 on PC’s. \u00c2\u00a0Because some of his friends and family decided to boycott.<\/strong><\/em>”<\/p>\n

“Hey, Mac! \u00c2\u00a0Lighten up. \u00c2\u00a0It was a big shock to them, me being so straight-laced and all. \u00c2\u00a0No offense, but, well, everyone just kind of assumed<\/em><\/strong> with you.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and former President Bill Clinton are expected to attend. \u00c2\u00a0Lady Gaga and RuPaul will perform live at the reception.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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