{"id":173,"date":"2011-05-18T18:17:26","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T22:17:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=173"},"modified":"2011-05-18T18:19:03","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T22:19:03","slug":"secretary-of-defense-says-pakistan-should-go-to-its-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/05\/18\/secretary-of-defense-says-pakistan-should-go-to-its-room\/","title":{"rendered":"Secretary of Defense Says Pakistan Should “Go To Its Room”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Secretary of Defense Robert Gates Gives Pakistan a Time Out<\/p><\/div>\n

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Secretary of Defense\u00c2\u00a0Robert Gates told reporters today that Pakistan should “go to its room.”<\/p>\n

“Pakistan knew Bin Laden was there. \u00c2\u00a0Don’t tell me it didn’t. \u00c2\u00a0That’s why I sent it up to its room.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Pakistan Looking Sheepish After Bin Laden Raid<\/p><\/div>\n

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“I realize it was humiliating for the U.S. to invade its borders without informing it. \u00c2\u00a0But if it’s going to act like an immature country, it’s going to be treated like an immature country. \u00c2\u00a0It’s as if it thinks it’s independent of us when it’s not. It’s grounded. Forget about going out with friends, forget about the Black Eyed Peas.”<\/p>\n

Immediately after the press conference, Pakistan was heard to mutter something under it’s breath, stomp upstairs, slam the door to its room and blast Hip Hop music real loud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Secretary of Defense\u00c2\u00a0Robert Gates told reporters today that Pakistan should “go to its room.” “Pakistan knew Bin Laden was there. \u00c2\u00a0Don’t tell me it didn’t. \u00c2\u00a0That’s why I sent it up to its room.”   “I realize it was … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-comedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}