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<\/a>Deputy Barney Fife - In Charge of Bringing Gaddafi to Justice<\/p><\/div>\n
Deputy Barney Fife of Maryberry, NC has been charged with apprehending the suspect.<\/p>\n
“Now the way I figure it, see–my plan is to mosey on over to Tripoli, to his hideout.\u00c2\u00a0 I’ll send Goober in as a decoy, maybe to offer to rotate his tires or something.<\/p>\n
<\/a>Goober - Mayberry's Finest Mechanic<\/p><\/div>\n
Then, while he’s occupied I’ll sneak around the back and get ‘im!”<\/p>\n
“Only problem is: Andy will only let me carry one bullet at a time, on account of the time I accidentally shot Floyd the Barber in the buttock.”<\/p>\n
<\/a>Floyd the Barber<\/p><\/div>\n
“I’ll never live that one down.\u00c2\u00a0 I could of sworn he looked like a suspicious feller I seen casing out the bank.”<\/p>\n
“Anyway, that Gaddafi hasn’t got a chance.\u00c2\u00a0 Not while Barney Fife is on the case!”<\/p>\n
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The International Criminal Court ordered the arrest of Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi Monday, citing attacks on his own citizens and other crimes against humanity. Deputy Barney Fife of Maryberry, NC has been charged with apprehending the suspect. “Now the way … Continue reading