{"id":147,"date":"2011-05-11T20:11:40","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T00:11:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=147"},"modified":"2011-05-11T20:56:49","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T00:56:49","slug":"pakistani-president-breaks-up-with-u-s-president-by-text-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/05\/11\/pakistani-president-breaks-up-with-u-s-president-by-text-message\/","title":{"rendered":"Pakistani President Breaks Up With U.S. President By Text Message"},"content":{"rendered":"
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U.S. President Obama and Pakistani President Zardari Call it Off<\/p><\/div>\n

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Last night, at approximately 6PM Eastern time and 3AM Karachi time,\u00c2\u00a0Pakistani President\u00c2\u00a0Asif Ali Zardari broke up with U.S. President Barack Obama by text message.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There was no official announcement of the breakup, but \u00c2\u00a0unnamed intelligence sources leaked the following\u00c2\u00a0transcript:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Zardari: “So done w you. How could you invde my cntry like that?”<\/p>\n

Obama: “Please lets talk when u r sober”<\/p>\n

Zadari: “Not drunk just 2M2H”<\/p>\n

Obama: “?”<\/p>\n

Zadari: “2 much 2 handle hurt angry”<\/p>\n

Obama “Had to invde cuz OBL plnd 911”<\/p>\n

Zadari: “Leave hm out”<\/p>\n

Obama: “Not fault ISI [Pakistan’s\u00c2\u00a0Inter-Services Intelligence] had HUB”<\/p>\n

Zadari: \u00c2\u00a0“U brok my\u00c2\u00a0<3”<\/p>\n

Obama: “Plz \u00c2\u00a0listen”<\/p>\n

Zadari: “IDGAF MF\u00c2\u00a0Im out EOM”<\/p>\n

Immediately after the exchange, according to the same unnamed sources, Obama was seen in the Oval Office, weeping and playing the same Itunes playlist over and over again.<\/p>\n

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  Last night, at approximately 6PM Eastern time and 3AM Karachi time,\u00c2\u00a0Pakistani President\u00c2\u00a0Asif Ali Zardari broke up with U.S. President Barack Obama by text message. There was no official announcement of the breakup, but \u00c2\u00a0unnamed intelligence sources leaked the following\u00c2\u00a0transcript: … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,4],"tags":[75,23,78,80,79,77,76],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc-funny-stuff","category-political-comedy","tag-obama","tag-osama-bin-laden","tag-pakistan","tag-relationship","tag-text-message","tag-united-states","tag-zardari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}