{"id":117,"date":"2011-05-03T00:03:04","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T04:03:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=117"},"modified":"2011-08-06T22:39:18","modified_gmt":"2011-08-07T02:39:18","slug":"instead-of-dropping-osama-in-the-water-why-not-drop-water-on-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/05\/03\/instead-of-dropping-osama-in-the-water-why-not-drop-water-on-him\/","title":{"rendered":"Instead of Dropping Osama in the Water, Why Not Drop Water on Him?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why go to all the time and trouble of hunting down Osama Bin Laden only to dump him in the water?<\/p>\n<p>The U.S. gov&#8217;t should have brought him back to these shores so people could verify this evil man was really dead.\u00c2\u00a0 Then, while we had the chance, why not let the victim&#8217;s families, first responders, and heck, everyone pee on his corpse.<\/p>\n<p>Then dump him in the East River so he can be eaten by New York fishes, not some Arabian crappies.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_118\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/osamaPiss.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-118\" class=\"size-full wp-image-118\" title=\"osamaPiss\" src=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/osamaPiss.gif\" alt=\"Pissing on Osama\" width=\"400\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/osamaPiss.gif 400w, https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/osamaPiss-300x293.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-118\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why bury him at sea when you could have buried him in pee?<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why go to all the time and trouble of hunting down Osama Bin Laden only to dump him in the water? The U.S. gov&#8217;t should have brought him back to these shores so people could verify this evil man was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/05\/03\/instead-of-dropping-osama-in-the-water-why-not-drop-water-on-him\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,135],"tags":[71,23,72],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-signs-of-the-apocalypse","category-troutboysblog","tag-9-11","tag-osama-bin-laden","tag-tasteless"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}