{"id":111,"date":"2011-04-29T11:18:31","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T15:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=111"},"modified":"2011-08-06T22:39:03","modified_gmt":"2011-08-07T02:39:03","slug":"its-official-royal-family-uk-now-subsidiaries-of-china-mobile-ltd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/04\/29\/its-official-royal-family-uk-now-subsidiaries-of-china-mobile-ltd\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s Official! Royal Family, UK Now Subsidiaries of China Mobile Ltd."},"content":{"rendered":"
\"China<\/a>

China Mobile Limited Says "Kiss Your Old Cellphone Goodbye"<\/p><\/div>\n

In a widely expected move, China Mobile Limited announced its takeover of the British Royal Family and the entire UK.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Wang<\/a>

Wang Jianzhou, Executive Director of China Mobile<\/p><\/div>\n

“We felt this was a good move for the continuing expansion of the company.” \u00c2\u00a0Mr. Jianzhou said from his office in Hong Kong today.<\/p>\n

“Underwriting this elaborate and antiquated pagaent was expensive, but we felt it fit in with our current marketing slogan, “Kiss your old Cellphone Goodbye”<\/p>\n

China Mobile Limited is China’s largest mobile telephone company, with more than 600 million subscribers.<\/p>\n

“How ironic that Hong Kong, once a colony of England, now becomes its master” Jianzhou chuckled.<\/p>\n

“My first order of business is to put up a sign in Hyde Park saying “No Dogs or Englishmen Allowed.”<\/p>\n

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