{"id":1028,"date":"2012-10-19T21:20:46","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T01:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=1028"},"modified":"2012-10-19T21:20:46","modified_gmt":"2012-10-20T01:20:46","slug":"terrorist-tries-to-destroy-u-s-economy-finds-wall-street-beat-him-to-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/10\/19\/terrorist-tries-to-destroy-u-s-economy-finds-wall-street-beat-him-to-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Terrorist Tries to Destroy U.S. Economy, Finds Wall Street Beat Him to It"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Quazi<\/a><\/p>\n

(New York, NY) Outside New York criminal court, 21-year-old accused terrorist Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis was shaking his head.<\/p>\n

“My aim was to do something big. I hoped to bring down the U.S. economy. But I found out soon after arriving in the New York that it was too late. The job had already been done by Wall Street.”<\/p>\n

“I should have know my plan to bring the American economy to its knees was a waste of time just based on the tips I was getting as a busboy. Or lack of tips. You guys are so screwed. It’s getting worse than Bangladesh”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, I knew the guys setting me up were FBI, and I knew the explosives they gave me were phony. But I know how hard it is to find work in this country. They seemed to have their hearts set on it and I didn’t want them to lose their jobs.”<\/p>\n

“I asked them if they could get me a bunch of high explosives, but I guess I should have just asked them to get me a job at Goldman Sachs. That would have done a lot more damage. Or hey, do you know if Romney’s looking for someone to make a few calls or something?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(New York, NY) Outside New York criminal court, 21-year-old accused terrorist Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis was shaking his head. “My aim was to do something big. I hoped to bring down the U.S. economy. But I found out soon … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,135],"tags":[294,615,144],"class_list":["post-1028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-comedy","category-troutboysblog","tag-federal-reserve","tag-quazi-mohammad-rezwanul-ahsan-nafis","tag-terrorism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}