{"id":1008,"date":"2012-09-30T20:56:27","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T00:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=1008"},"modified":"2012-09-30T20:56:27","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T00:56:27","slug":"newsflash-cute-kitten-story-fails-to-generate-anti-obama-posts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/09\/30\/newsflash-cute-kitten-story-fails-to-generate-anti-obama-posts\/","title":{"rendered":"Newsflash: Cute Kitten Story Fails to Generate Anti-Obama Posts!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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(cyberspace) Today, to the surprise of everyone on the Internet, an online story about a newborn kitten rescued from a well by an elderly ranching couple in Texas failed to produce any long rambling anti-Obama comments.<\/p>\n

Fishington Cheesington was unable to find a single comparison of the kitten falling down the well to Obama’s failed economic policies. Nor were there any complaints that under Obamacare, anytime a pet fell down a well the American taxpayer would have to pay for it.<\/p>\n

“I find it surprising that even a cute animal human-interest story would not generate hate-filled ignorant online commentary,” said Karl Kraktokevile, Professor Emeritus of Political Science from Columbia University. Usually you would expect random off-topic posts about socialism, new world order conspiracy theories and other Tea Party crack-pot stuff.”<\/p>\n

“Even more surprising was the lack of thinly-veiled racist epithets thrown at the President, such as ‘Obumma’ ‘Obongo’ or ‘n1gg3r-in-chief'”<\/p>\n

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“Frankly, it’s inexplicable. I have a team of graduate students working on it and we should have a paper published at the next conference of the Political Science Society for Internet Idiocy.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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