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Romney: My Plan to Kill Bin Laden Would Have Involved Puppy Biscuits and a Sturdy Roof Rack

(New York, NY) During a visit to Ground Zero earlier today, Mitt Romney criticized what he called President Obama’s recent attempts to “politicize” the killing of Osama bin Laden by claiming Romney did not support the hunt for bin Laden. … Continue reading

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Romney Promises to Treat American People Nearly as Well as Dog He Strapped to Top of Car

(Washington, D.C.) Mitt Romney explains to Fox News about the time he once strapped dog Seamus on top of the car for a 12-hour ride back in 1983. “Look, this was an air-tight kennel. He liked it better up there … Continue reading

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