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Gingrich Announces Candidacy for “Emperor of the Moon”

  (Arlington, VA) After announcing his withdrawal from the race for the Republican Presidential race, former speaker Newt Gingrich also revealed his latest political ambition: to become Emperor of the Moon.   “There are incredible resources up there.  Besides the … Continue reading

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51% of Internet Traffic Is “Non-Human” and Most of That From Republicans

(Cyberspace) According to security website Incapsula, only 49% of Internet traffic is made up of actual human beings viewing web pages. The other 51% consists of teabaggers, far-right extremists, birthers, and other Republicans posting anti-Obama, anti-Liberal and xenophobic rants. Source

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Black Congressman Shot For Wearing Hoodie on House Floor

(Washington, D.C.) Earlier this morning, Congressman and former Black Panther Bobby Rush was shot while wearing a “hoodie” jacket during a speech about Trayvon Martin. Although he has served in Congress since 1993, Rush apparently was mistaken for a thief … Continue reading

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Rich Guy From Monopoly Surges in Polls

(New York, New York) The Rich Guy From Monopoly has emerged from nowhere as front-runner in the race for the Republican nomination. “If they want a rich guy who’s out of touch with America, why not pick the original?” “Like … Continue reading

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Fourth Woman Comes Forward, Calls Cain a “Party Crasher, Panty Snatcher”

“Then he tried to get me into a back room so he could show me his “9-9-9″ plan. I was shocked. Everybody knows that’s just another version of the tired old flat tax plan that won’t help anybody except the … Continue reading

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