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Terrorist Tries to Destroy U.S. Economy, Finds Wall Street Beat Him to It

(New York, NY) Outside New York criminal court, 21-year-old accused terrorist Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis was shaking his head. “My aim was to do something big. I hoped to bring down the U.S. economy. But I found out soon … Continue reading

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Federal Reserve to Combat Double-Dip Recession With Yummy French Dips

(Washingto, D.C.) Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke admitted today the U.S. was headed for a dreaded “double dip” depression. He predicted that the double-dip recession, although prolonged, would be “divinely delicious and thoroughly satisfying.” “The Federal Reserve is committed to … Continue reading

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