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Release of iPhone 5 Delayed by Lazy Chinese Workers

(Longhua, Shenzhen Provence, China) Apple Computer’s new iPhone has been delayed indefinitely due to the overall laziness of Chinese workers. As Apple spokeswoman Gail Wombat pointed out: “Some investigators claim that workers at the factories where we make our iPhones … Continue reading

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Mac and PC Announce Same-Sex Wedding

  This afternoon Mac and PC stunned techno geeks everywhere by announcing they will be wed on June 11th of this year. “We’re ecstatic!” proclaimed Mac from Apple headquarters in Cupertino, California. “Can’t wait!” PC chimed in, playfully punching Mac … Continue reading

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