Category Archives: Troutboy’s Blog

Romney Promises to Treat American People Nearly as Well as Dog He Strapped to Top of Car

Posted on January 12, 2012 by troutboy

(Washington, D.C.) Mitt Romney explains to Fox News about the time he once strapped dog Seamus on top of the car for a 12-hour ride back in 1983. “Look, this was an air-tight kennel. He liked it better up there … Continue reading →

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Christ Bleeds to Death on Tea Party Member’s Lawn

Posted on December 28, 2011 by troutboy

(Tuscaloosa, AL) Jesus Christ bled to death today on the lawn of Tea Party member Herman Balstock in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Mr. Balstock, although a regular churchgoer, did not recognize the Son of Man, nor did he attempt to help him. … Continue reading →

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Anonymous Voted Sexiest World’s Sexiest Man!

Posted on December 15, 2011 by troutboy
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Egyptian Army to Protestors: Sorry We Killed You. Our Bad. Wanna Play Sims2?

Posted on November 26, 2011 by troutboy

(Cairo, Egypt) After killing 40 protesters in Tahrir square in Cairo, Egyptian officials posted an apology on its Facebook page: “The Supreme Council of Armed Forces offers its regrets and deep apologies for the deaths of martyrs from among Egypt’s … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry: I Want to Get Rid of Promoting Economic Growth, Teaching Kids, and Uh–Uh–Protecting the Environment!

Posted on November 10, 2011 by troutboy

(Rochester, Michigan) Governor Rick Perry made a major mistake at the Republican debate in Michigan earlier this evening when he mentioned he wanted to get rid of three agencies of the U.S. government, but then forgot one of them. Afterward, … Continue reading →

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