Category Archives: Political Comedy

Funny stuff about politics

Romney: My Plan to Kill Bin Laden Would Have Involved Puppy Biscuits and a Sturdy Roof Rack

Posted on May 3, 2012 by troutboy

(New York, NY) During a visit to Ground Zero earlier today, Mitt Romney criticized what he called President Obama’s recent attempts to “politicize” the killing of Osama bin Laden by claiming Romney did not support the hunt for bin Laden. … Continue reading →

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Santorum Withdraws, But Threatens to Re-enter Any Time

Posted on April 10, 2012 by troutboy

(Gettysburg, Pa) Former Senator Rick Santorum announced today he was withdrawing, but pointed out he would do so gradually, so as not to “leave a mess behind” in the U.S. Presidential race. He also said he would remain “firm” in … Continue reading →

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Black Congressman Shot For Wearing Hoodie on House Floor

Posted on March 28, 2012 by troutboy

(Washington, D.C.) Earlier this morning, Congressman and former Black Panther Bobby Rush was shot while wearing a “hoodie” jacket during a speech about Trayvon Martin. Although he has served in Congress since 1993, Rush apparently was mistaken for a thief … Continue reading →

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Cheney Given Heart Transplant But Denied New Soul

Posted on March 28, 2012 by troutboy

(Heaven) Although 71-year-old former Vice-President Dick Cheney has been successful in finding a heart donor and undergoing a successful transplant after 20 months on the waiting list, God has now denied his request for a new soul. “I just don’t … Continue reading →

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U.S. Military: Despite Budget Cuts, U.S. Will Still Have Biggest Penis in the World

Posted on January 26, 2012 by troutboy

(Washington, D.C.) U.S.Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta outlined a plan to cut the Defense budget by nearly $500 billion dollars. However, Mr. Panetta pointed out that with a combination of existing nuclear missiles, submarines, drones and special forces, the United … Continue reading →

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