Retweet & Sexting Are Now Words In Oxford English Dictionary

The Concise Oxford English Dictionary has added 400 words to its dictionary, including retweet, woot, sexting and cyberbullying.

 

http://mashable.com/2011/08/18/oxford-english-dictionary-retweet-sexting-woot/

Some things still left out:

  • Lol
  • Defriend
  • Dirty Sanchez

 

 

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Terrorist Threatens to Kill David Letterman

A man named Umar al-Basrawi posted a threat on an Internet forum against David Letterman, asking if there was anyone who would “would to cut the tongue of this lowly Jew and shut it forever?”

I thought Jay Leno might be behind it, but his rating have been a lot better than Letterman’s recently.

P.S. Why would this guy think he was Jewish? He obviously never saw the show.

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Turkeys in the Straw: Republican Candidates Square off

(Iowa) Fish and Cheese reports from the Iowa Straw poll, which has been described by the NY Times as “one part political convention and one part county fair”

This year Skinny Guy Who Plays the Penny Whistle narrowly defeated Fat Guy Who Plays the Jug in this contest.

Although seen by fringe candidates by some, Skinny Guy Who Plays the Penny Whistle points out that their positions on many issues are not that stranger than many of the major Republican candidates.

Country Band

Turkeys in the Straw: Republican Candidates at the Ames Straw Poll

“Just like Michele Bachmann, I don’t believe in minimum wage laws. Work ’em to death and let ’em sleep in pig sties, I say.”

Fat Guy With Jug and Skinny Guy with Straw in Mout

The Two Winners of the 2012 Republican Iowa Straw Poll


“That’s right,” agreed Fat Guy Who Plays the Jug. “And like Ron Paul, I don’t even support the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The government shouldn’t be able to tell us who to discriminate against on this here farm.”

“In fact,” added Skinny Guy Who Plays the Penny Whistle, leaning forward in a conspiratorial way, “If you think about it, us Republicans are taking things back to the good ‘ol days of slavery anyway…”

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Bert and Ernie Are Not Gay: Sesame Street Rep

Earlier this month, inspired by New York state’s recent legalization of gay marriage, an online petition argued the case that the popular Muppet characters wed one another.

But Sesame Workshop nixed that idea in a statement posted on the official Sesame Street Facebook page on Thursday:

 

“Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.”

Ernie and Bert From Sesame Street

The Word on the Street - Not Gay - But Snuffie and Big Bird?

With over 8,000 total signatures, the original petition read: “We are not asking that Sesame Street do anything crude or disrespectful by allowing Bert and Ernie to marry. It can be done in a tasteful way. Let us teach tolerance of those that are different. Let Sesame Street and PBS Kids be a big part in saving many worthy lives.”

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Man fired for washing himself with own urine

I guess his employer was pretty pissed off at him. Your thoughts? Comment below.

VIENNA — A famed Austrian museum has fired an employee for washing his hands and face with his urine.

Alfred Zoppelt says he was fired after 23 years of working as an attendant at the Belvedere, a castle in Vienna with a major art collection. He says his adherence to urine therapy was previously “never a problem.”

Zoppelt, 57, said Thursday his notice from Belvedere says he was fired because “you regularly rub urine into your skin, particularly the face and hands. With this, you soil your place of work … and threaten the health of your co-workers.”

A woman answering the Belvedere press department phone confirmed that Zoppelt was fired but refused to give her name or further information.

Believers in urine therapy claim medical and cosmetic benefits but these have not been proven.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44104074/ns/us_news-weird_news/

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