Honest Mom, I Ordered Stuff for my Gun, Not Stuff for my Gun

Viagra pills and other dirty stuff

Must be a mixup. What teen boy needs Viagra?

 A Massachusetts teen ordered a part for his paintball gun, but he says he wound up with pornography, sex oils and erectile dysfunction pills.

>>Sure, it was all a mixup Mom, I swear.  Just give me that stuff and I’ll bury it out back….

A Massachusetts teen ordered a part for his paintball gun, but he says he wound up with pornography, sex oils and erectile dysfunction pills.

Connor Whelihan, 14, told MyFoxBoston that he placed a $60 online order for a new barrel for his paintball rifle from Paintball-Online.com.

However the package that arrived at his family’s door in the town of Bourne contained products targeted toward a different kind of recreation.

The Whelihans claim they received an explicit DVD, three boxes of erection pills, oils intended to improve sexual performance and hormone sprays, the station notes.

Teen boy

"Mom, I don't know what happened to the porn DVD!"

“What showed up was not what I ordered at all … first I was laughing at what it was, how I got it, how random it was and how way off topic it was,” Whelihan said in a MyFoxBoston video.

His mother, Deborah Whelihan, isn’t happy. She attempted to contact Paintball-Online.com about the errant order, but never heard back, according to the New York Daily News.

UPDATE:Adam Studer, chief operating officer of iStores Inc., the company that operates Paintball-Online.com, told The Huffington Post that the accident was made at the fulfillment house that ships his company’s orders, as well as more explicit products from other venders.

“The shipping label got put on the wrong box — it was a simple accident,” said Studer, who claims this is the first time such a mistake has been made in his company’s 16-year history.

“[Wheilan] has already spoken with members of our team and we have offered a full refund and processed that for him with our apologies,” Studer said.

 

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/22/connor-whelihan-paintball-rifle-barrel_n_976526.html

 

 

 

 

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Federal Reserve to Combat Double-Dip Recession With Yummy French Dips

(Washingto, D.C.) Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke admitted today the U.S. was headed for a dreaded “double dip” depression. He predicted that the double-dip recession, although prolonged, would be “divinely delicious and thoroughly satisfying.”

French Dip Sandwich with Au Jus sauce

Mmmm...I can't wait for the double-dip recession...

“The Federal Reserve is committed to doing all it can to help in this crisis.” Benanke said at a press conference at Federal Reserve headquarters.

“As a result, every American will receive one French Dip sandwich per year. The sandwich, consisting of moist roast beef on a roll with delicious au jus [beef gravy], will distributed through the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, commonly known as the “Food Stamp” program.

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke With Hands Open

Benanke demonstrates the ideal length of the double-dip recession

Conservatives has criticized this policy as being wasteful.

“This is just another case of the Democrats and the federal government trying to spend their way out of a situation,”

Rick Perry with Sean Hannity on Fox News

Perry thinks French Dips are for dips

Texas Gov. Rick Perry said on an appearance on Fox News.  “In my state, most people don’t want or need a French Dip imposed on us by the Federal government.  And why can’t we have an American Dip for God’s sake?”

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid expressed disagreement in an appearance on MSNBC.

Senator Harry Reid

Harry is Hankering for some French-Dip-Edge

“French dips are great.  I eat them all the time.  But 1 in 8 Americans are facing hunger every day and we need to do more.  To stimulate the economy we’re got to first stimulate the American appetite.”

Ben Bernanke dreaming of crashing stock market and French dip sandwich

Bye-bye economy, helloooo French Dip!

The Fed chairman closed his statement by adding, “the Federal reserve has allow big banks to dip into our funds without any oversite.  So why not let Americans dip into a juicy roast beef sandwich?”

“Whether you dunk the whole thing in the sauce or pour the sauce on the top of the sandwich, that’s up to you.  That’s the beauty of America: Freedom.

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Is That a Firecracker in Your Pants or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. — A man was arrested Monday after he stuffed a firecracker in his waistband, walked into a Bed, Bath & Beyond in Boynton Beach and threatened to blow up the store, police said.

Jesse James Lyon, 61, faces charges of armed robbery and planting a hoax bomb.

“Give me all your towels or I’ll blow you to — heck.”

firecracker

Boynton Beach police said Lyon was wearing a straw hat, glasses, a white shirt and khaki shorts when he walked into the store on Congress Avenue, approached the cashier and demanded money. Police said he then lifted up his shirt to reveal the firecracker in his waistband and threatened to “blow everything up.”

Police said another cashier saw the firecracker and told Lyon to get out. A customer followed him outside and watched him drive off in a Toyota sport utility vehicle.

According to the arrest report, an officer spotted the vehicle and conducted a traffic stop. Police said Lyon was then wearing an orange shirt, dark pants and glasses, but a firecracker was found in a box in the back.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44598729/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.Tnky_U_b_Q4

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Boobs Not Bums – Naked Women Confront Wall Street

Topless women holding sign that says "Hippies Go Home"

Why "Hippies Go Home?" I thought hippies liked being naked and naked people liked hippies.

And judging by their log, they’re under the sway of either the devil or Chef Boy-ar-Dee.

Chef Boy-Ar-Dee

We want higher taxes on the wealthy and mini raviolis in a can!

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The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, Just Streamed and Sponsored by Bank of America

(New Yok) Poet Gill Scott-Heron was right when he famously stated: “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.”

Gil Scott Heron on the album cover of "The Revolution Will Not be Televised"

Gil sits back and waits for the future. "some day, there will be this thing called "the Internet..."

What he didn’t know was it would be streamed throughout the world.

And sponsored by Bank of America?

A rag-tag coalitions of radicals have converged on Wall Street, promising to camp out for two weeks.

Occupy Wall Street

Taking the Bull By the Horns

Wall Street bull statue's balls

Or is it by the balls?

Their demands that are not entirely clear, but seems to involve limiting the influence of financial giants from dominating elections and destroying the economy.

The plan was set in motion by a group called Adbusters, “culture jammers” that try to counter mainstream media.

Adbusters Magazine

The whole thing is streaming live on the “Global Revolution” channel of the webcast service livestream.

Livestream Logo

Livestream - Bringing you dirty hippies 24/7

Which is supported by ads.

One of which is an ad for Bank of America.

Bank of America Logo

Bank of America: Part of The Revolution?

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