Video: Scott Brown: Dream or Nightmare?
Video: “KONY2012”
(If we just could kill one evil man, the world would live in peace)
Video: “Heard it On Fox”
(For people who get their news fourth or fifth-hand)
Zapruder Camera Proves JFK Real Killer!
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Tagged assassination, camera, gun, JFK, Zapruder
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Wall Street Bankers “Swimming in My Money Like Scrooge McDuck”
Smokey ft Juelz Santana & Severe
“Swimming in my Money ” (Scrooge McDuck) produced by The Fliptones
SupaFli Entertainment
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Tagged hip hop, Juelz Santa, money, occupy wall street, rap, Scrooge McDuck, Severe, Smokey, Wall Street
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Pornography Harms?
I like the prissy look of the man on the left and the proud look of the man on the right. I also like the little emoticon.
Rick Perry: I Want to Get Rid of Promoting Economic Growth, Teaching Kids, and Uh–Uh–Protecting the Environment!
"You'd have to be nuts to vote for me!"
(Rochester, Michigan) Governor Rick Perry made a major mistake at the Republican debate in Michigan earlier this evening when he mentioned he wanted to get rid of three agencies of the U.S. government, but then forgot one of them.
Afterward, Perry met with Fish and Cheese for an exclusive post-debate interview.
“I tell you what, I was so focused on talking about how much I hate the government helping promote economic growth or teaching kids, that I totally dropped the ball on the biggy, which is how much I loathe the federal government trying to promote clean energy.”
"Sorry Rick, I didn't know any of this was gonna be on the test!"
“I’ve really got to fire Sarah Palin as my debate coach.
“It’s embarrassing, because that’s my whole thing! I’m from Texas! Duh! It’s all about the oil, baby!”
“They keep asking me “don’t you remember the third one? don’t you remember the third one? It’s like when you’re freaking out about something and someone says, “Hey! don’t think about a big white bear! Don’t think about a big white bear!” and then that’s all you can think about.”
"They should have asked for more ice"
“By the way, the way things are going you won’t have to worry about that big white bear because the polar bears will all be dead from Global Warming.”
“I felt so bad after the debate I banged my own head against the wall backstage and said “You’re so stupid, Rick, You’re SOOOO STUPID!”
“Then I realized I really hurt myself and felt even stupider. Ron Paul was nice enough to run get me a Tylenol and a cold Dr. Pepper, just like he was nice enough to let me copy his debate notes.
"Uh, hi, this is Rick Perry in Room 501? Could you send over a pizza, a dozen wings and a ticket out of the Presidential race?"
“Then I went back to my hotel and ate a whole pizza and a dozen chicken wings. I felt terrible, so I had to make myself throw up. I watched some TV and I cried a little.”
“Fuck it, anyway. We all know Romney’s going to win. He’s so smart, he’s so Presidential, naah, naah, nahh. Candy-ass”
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Fourth Woman Comes Forward, Calls Cain a “Party Crasher, Panty Snatcher”
“Then he tried to get me into a back room so he could show me his “9-9-9″ plan. I was shocked. Everybody knows that’s just another version of the tired old flat tax plan that won’t help anybody except the very wealthy.”
“He’s just wrong in all the wrong ways!”
I think he should be locked up, right on the spot.
(Doylestown, Pennsylvania) A fourth woman has come forward earlier today to discuss an encounter that she had with Republican candidate Herman Cain.
Alecia Beth Hart, in a press conference from her outside her home in Pennsylvania, describes meeting Cain several years ago in a loft party in Philadelphia.
“First of all, he crashed the party. He definitely was not invited. Then he tried to grab the back of my thong. Ok, it was sticking up, but that doesn’t give him the right…”
"Here's the pizza. And here's the pepperoni..."
“Then he tried to impress me that he was CEO of a pizza company and suggested he could get me all the sausage I could handle. Gross. I’m a vegetarian!”
“He just kept plying me with alcohol, telling me to “raise my glass”.”
“He said we should be “nitty-gritty, dirty little freaks” together.”
“Then he tried to get me into a back room so he could show me his “9-9-9″ plan. I was shocked. Everybody knows that’s just another version of the tired old flat tax plan that won’t help anybody except the very wealthy.”
“He’s just wrong in all the wrong ways!”
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Tagged 9-9-9 plan, alcohol, flat tax, Herman Cain, panty snatcher, party catcher, Pink, Republicans, sexual harassment
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