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North Carolina Amendment: No to Gay Marriage, Yes to “Long Fishing Trips”

(Raleigh, NC) While North Carolina voters approved a constitutional amendment Tuesday defining marriage solely as a union between a man and a woman, votes also approved a provision within the amendment defining male friendship of consisting of “long stretches of … Continue reading

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Biden Makes it Clear: I’m Really, Really Comfortable With Gay Marriage

Vice President Joe Biden stunned the world this past Sunday by announcing on NBC’s Meet the Press that he was “comfortable” with the idea of gay marriage. “In fact,” as he explained afterwards to this reporter, “I’m really into it. … Continue reading

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Romney: My Plan to Kill Bin Laden Would Have Involved Puppy Biscuits and a Sturdy Roof Rack

(New York, NY) During a visit to Ground Zero earlier today, Mitt Romney criticized what he called President Obama’s recent attempts to “politicize” the killing of Osama bin Laden by claiming Romney did not support the hunt for bin Laden. … Continue reading

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Gingrich Announces Candidacy for “Emperor of the Moon”

  (Arlington, VA) After announcing his withdrawal from the race for the Republican Presidential race, former speaker Newt Gingrich also revealed his latest political ambition: to become Emperor of the Moon.   “There are incredible resources up there.  Besides the … Continue reading

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Last Minute Tax Refund Tip: Make Sure You’re a Multinational Corporation!

Want to save on your taxes this year? It’s easy. Just make sure you make profits overseas and lose money in the U.S. That way, you pay little to no taxes. So start your own multinational today.

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