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Honest Mom, I Ordered Stuff for my Gun, Not Stuff for my Gun

Posted on September 23, 2011 by troutboy

 A Massachusetts teen ordered a part for his paintball gun, but he says he wound up with pornography, sex oils and erectile dysfunction pills. >>Sure, it was all a mixup Mom, I swear.  Just give me that stuff and I’ll … Continue reading →

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Federal Reserve to Combat Double-Dip Recession With Yummy French Dips

Posted on September 23, 2011 by troutboy

(Washingto, D.C.) Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke admitted today the U.S. was headed for a dreaded “double dip” depression. He predicted that the double-dip recession, although prolonged, would be “divinely delicious and thoroughly satisfying.” “The Federal Reserve is committed to … Continue reading →

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Is That a Firecracker in Your Pants or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

Posted on September 20, 2011 by troutboy

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. — A man was arrested Monday after he stuffed a firecracker in his waistband, walked into a Bed, Bath & Beyond in Boynton Beach and threatened to blow up the store, police said. Jesse James Lyon, 61, … Continue reading →

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Boobs Not Bums – Naked Women Confront Wall Street

Posted on September 19, 2011 by troutboy

And judging by their log, they’re under the sway of either the devil or Chef Boy-ar-Dee.

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The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, Just Streamed and Sponsored by Bank of America

Posted on September 17, 2011 by troutboy

(New Yok) Poet Gill Scott-Heron was right when he famously stated: “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.” What he didn’t know was it would be streamed throughout the world. And sponsored by Bank of America? A rag-tag coalitions of radicals … Continue reading →

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