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Romney Promises to Treat American People Nearly as Well as Dog He Strapped to Top of Car

(Washington, D.C.) Mitt Romney explains to Fox News about the time he once strapped dog Seamus on top of the car for a 12-hour ride back in 1983. “Look, this was an air-tight kennel. He liked it better up there … Continue reading

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Fish And Cheese Endorses Vermin Supreme As President!!!

(New York, New York) Online Blog Fishington Cheesington Post endorses a candidate for the first time, Anarchist candidate Vermin Supreme. Mr. Supreme, self-proclaimed Emperor of the New Millennium and friendly fascist, is running on a platform of: Mandatory toothbrushing with … Continue reading

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Christ Bleeds to Death on Tea Party Member’s Lawn

(Tuscaloosa, AL) Jesus Christ bled to death today on the lawn of Tea Party member Herman Balstock in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Mr. Balstock, although a regular churchgoer, did not recognize the Son of Man, nor did he attempt to help him. … Continue reading

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Anonymous Voted Sexiest World’s Sexiest Man!

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Egyptian Army to Protestors: Sorry We Killed You. Our Bad. Wanna Play Sims2?

(Cairo, Egypt) After killing 40 protesters in Tahrir square in Cairo, Egyptian officials posted an apology on its Facebook page: “The Supreme Council of Armed Forces offers its regrets and deep apologies for the deaths of martyrs from among Egypt’s … Continue reading

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