"Come here you big lug!"
Vice President Joe Biden stunned the world this past Sunday by announcing on NBC’s Meet the Press that he was “comfortable” with the idea of gay marriage.
“In fact,” as he explained afterwards to this reporter, “I’m really into it. Totally. Like, if I wasn’t already married to a woman, I’d be out there looking for a guy to spend the rest of my life with. I’m that comfortable with it.”
“I’m really, really comfortable. You know how you have a favorite pair of sneakers and people make fun of you cause their so worn out, but you wear them anyway? That’s how I am with gay marriage.”
“I’m into it. When I dream, I dream in gay. See, I can say things like that and not be offensive, because in my mind, I’m already gay. I hope my wife dies so I can start planning my gay wedding. I guess I could start now, in fact.”
“Hey, does anyone know an open-minded dress shop in the D.C. area that could fit me with a gown?”
