Mitt wants to keep you on top!
(Washington, D.C.) Mitt Romney explains to Fox News about the time he once strapped dog Seamus on top of the car for a 12-hour ride back in 1983.
“Look, this was an air-tight kennel. He liked it better up there than inside. It’s like with this whole talk about income inequality. It’s all about envy. Some people get to ride in comfort on the inside of society eating Mallomars, and some people get to ride at high speed on top in a box, shitting in fear.”
“I believe in a merit-based system. You work hard, get an education, and if you’re lucky we’ll clean out your diarrhea-filled box and we won’t ship your bones off to China.”
