Sweathog Arnold Horshak disclosed today on his blog how he created the original Weinergate back in 1978 when he sent a picture of his bulging manhood in Mr. Kotter’s homeroom class to Rosalie “Hotsie” Totsie.
Of course, back in those days we didn’t have computers, let alone twitter.
I simply put a photograph of my, you know, in my lunch box and placed it onto her desk.
I didn’t think nothin’ of it, only Mr. Kotter found the note and boy did he let us have it!
I had the feeling Mr. Woodman was not  too pleased when he kicked over a garbage can and said I could not be on the student council no more.
I regret any pain this caused my friends, constituents and fellow sweathogs, and I hope it does not get me in a too deep of hot water with my girlfriend, the lovely  Judy Borden, who is right now about to get a little visit from the stork, I hear.
Haw Haw Haw!
Is nothing sacred, Troutboy? Women only saw their husbands penis on their wedding night back then!