(Washington, D.C.) Donald Trump’s first day as President got off to a slow start when “The Donald” had trouble reading Vladimir Putin’s handwritten instructions.
“What the hell is this?” he was heard to mutter.  “He couldn’t just send me tweets. I like tweets. Or if he could just have his people call me with instructions just like they’ve doing. Jeez.”
Vice President Mike Pence seemed nervous at first when President Trump initially complained to him about having to read a lot of “stuff in Russian” but Trump was able to get through the directives on domestic and foreign policy after gentle reminders to “sound it out”.
