(New York, NY) Outside New York criminal court, 21-year-old accused terrorist Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis was shaking his head.
“My aim was to do something big. I hoped to bring down the U.S. economy. But I found out soon after arriving in the New York that it was too late. The job had already been done by Wall Street.”
“I should have know my plan to bring the American economy to its knees was a waste of time just based on the tips I was getting as a busboy. Or lack of tips. You guys are so screwed. It’s getting worse than Bangladesh”
“Yeah, I knew the guys setting me up were FBI, and I knew the explosives they gave me were phony. But I know how hard it is to find work in this country. They seemed to have their hearts set on it and I didn’t want them to lose their jobs.”
“I asked them if they could get me a bunch of high explosives, but I guess I should have just asked them to get me a job at Goldman Sachs. That would have done a lot more damage. Or hey, do you know if Romney’s looking for someone to make a few calls or something?”
