1,000 feet of living space, room for 80 passengers and the capacity to strap 25 dogs on the top.
(La Jolla, California) Presidential candidate Mitt Romney today released his design for a floating White House.
“If elected President, the first thing I will do is to move the seat of Presidential power from Washington to a custom-built yacht off the coast of California.
“This will accomplish several things. First, It will be more comfortable that that pathetic shack Obama’s in which is, frankly, not as roomy as any of my three homes.”
“Secondly, it will allow me to visit all that offshore money I’ve got and the jobs I’ve outsourced.”
“Thirdly, and most importantly, since the yacht will be anchored in international waters, I will rule as President-for-life with unlimited powers, forever.”
“Stand back 99%ers or I’ll blast ye right out of the water.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to test out the naval guns I’ve installed to repel pirates and disgruntled and starving poor people.”
“If only we had voted for Obama!”
