The International Criminal Court ordered the arrest of Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi Monday, citing attacks on his own citizens and other crimes against humanity.
Deputy Barney Fife - In Charge of Bringing Gaddafi to Justice
Deputy Barney Fife of Maryberry, NC has been charged with apprehending the suspect.
“Now the way I figure it, see–my plan is to mosey on over to Tripoli, to his hideout. I’ll send Goober in as a decoy, maybe to offer to rotate his tires or something.
Goober - Mayberry's Finest Mechanic
Then, while he’s occupied I’ll sneak around the back and get ‘im!”
“Only problem is: Andy will only let me carry one bullet at a time, on account of the time I accidentally shot Floyd the Barber in the buttock.”
Floyd the Barber
“I’ll never live that one down. I could of sworn he looked like a suspicious feller I seen casing out the bank.”
“Anyway, that Gaddafi hasn’t got a chance. Not while Barney Fife is on the case!”
