Vermin Supreme: An End to Gingivitis, A Pony for Everyone.
(New York, New York) Online Blog Fishington Cheesington Post endorses a candidate for the first time, Anarchist candidate Vermin Supreme. Mr. Supreme, self-proclaimed Emperor of the New Millennium and friendly fascist, is running on a platform of:
- Mandatory toothbrushing with detention facilities for those who don’t brush.
- Requiring all Americans to give up a kidney.
- A pony for every American (which will also act as a mandatory ID).
- Harnessing the awesome power of zombies to create alternative energy.
